who needs a thigh gap when the age gap between you and your favorite band member is big enough
What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS
"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."
MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING.
i hope you fall in love with someone who makes you question why you ever thought you would be better off alone
Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway
Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”
You fucking named it the Desert Desert
way to fucking go